Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Week Sixteen

Baltimore 33, 49ers 19

Some takeaways from a good old-fashioned beating:

  • The 49ers' ability to come from behind late in the game is still unproven. They've not done it once since last year's overtime win in Las Vegas. While it's true the Niners' preference and tendency is to jump ahead early and put the screws to the opponent, this remains a troubling issue with the postseason just ahead.
  • With that in mind, does anyone else think the game really turned for the worse with only three minutes gone? Brock Purdy had led the 49ers right down the field, hitting medium and deep passes almost at will against a fine defense, only to see what should have been a touchdown pass picked off in the end zone. Had the 49ers scored there, does anyone think they'd have lost at all, or not by more than 3 in any case? His other interceptions were due to batted and tipped balls, but this one rests solely on our young QB, who made the throw a half-second too late on the game's signature play.
  • Despite three first-half interceptions, it was still only 16-12 at halftime, anybody's ballgame. Then came the worst stretch of 49er football we've seen since 2020, 17 points in six minutes as the Ravens took complete control and never let go. The final 20 minutes were cringe-worthy as offensive linemen, including the linchpin Trent Williams, limped off the field and Purdy looked genuinely flustered, later taking a scary hit that gave coach Shanahan the excuse he needed to sit him down for the duration. 
  • And don't overlook this: despite getting thoroughly pounded on the board, San Francisco outgained Baltimore in rushing (121-102), passing (308-241), total yards (429-343), and yards per play (6.3 to 5.4). The difference in the game was five interceptions. By that measure, Baltimore was clearly the better team, but much of it was because the 49ers beat themselves.
  • The AFC is clearly the superior conference, with a ten-game advantage over the NFC in interconference play. (The 49ers are 2-3 against the other conference, 9-1 in the NFC.)
  • Sam Darnold can play quarterback in this league. Nice to know, even if it was the last thing we wanted to find out from this game. 
  • The road to the NFC top seed is wide open as long as five turnovers don't remain on the menu. 



Tuesday, December 19, 2023

Week Fifteen

 49ers 45, Arizona 29

With half a dozen defensive regulars sitting out Sunday's game at Arizona due to various injuries, it was incumbent on the 49er offense to score often to avoid an avoidable upset by Kyler Murray and his merry band of Cardinals. 

And the 49er defense indeed looked, well, thin, and out of sorts, as Murray and his mates took the opening kickoff and marched 70 yards for a touchdown, Murray carrying much of the load and James Conner  scoring the points.   

But as they would throughout the game, the 49er offense answered back quickly. Brock Purdy, starting off a four-touchdown, zero-interception day with a 75-yard drive, generated 30 yards through the air and Christian McCaffrey accounted for the other 45. This is sounding very familiar, isn't it?

The defense, perhaps atoning for bad form earlier, then put up a spectacular score on Charvarius Ward's 66-yard return of an interception to complete the first quarter. The second period was a bit of a slog, each team punting once, the Cardinals scoring twice on field goals, and the 49ers reasserting control late in the quarter with a time-consuming drive to a McCaffrey touchdown and a 21-13 lead.

The 49ers scored their fourth TD to open the third quarter, and it slowly got out of hand in the second half as the 49ers rolled up and down the field, building leads of 35-16 and 45-22, and McCaffrey scored his 19th and 20th touchdowns of the season. The defense intercepted Murray twice more and sacked him three times, but consider this: the Cardinals put up 234 rushing yards, and 436 total yards, in a losing effort. That is not a number we want to see heading into the season's third Ultimate Showdown-- Christmas night at home against Baltimore, the only other 11-3 team in the league.

As well as officially clinching the division, the 49ers' Week 15 aftermath was bolstered by the Buffalo Bills' demolition of the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday and by last night's last-minute upset of the Philadelphia Eagles by our old friends, the Seattle Seahawks, who stubbornly remain in the playoff hunt.  

San Francisco now has a one-game lead and holds all the tiebreakers, but for all the giddy talk about a Super Bowl preview and rematch, it still comes down to winning each game. And that means we need the return of the great 49er defense, if we expect to see a scarlet-and-gold Christmas. 

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Week Fourteen

 49ers 28, Seattle 16

The official word this morning is that the 49ers are the first NFL team to clinch a playoff spot in 2023. Realistically, Sunday's solid win over the Seahawks essentially clinched the NFC West division title, too. The Los Angeles Rams, with a 4-1 division record, could theoretically win out and finish 10-7, and if the Niners were to collapse, lose the season finale at home to LA, and also finish 10-7, the Rams would win the division. Compute those odds if you've time to waste.

San Francisco also leads the NFL in point differential-- whoops, no they don't. That leader would be Dallas, who became the second straight team to hammer the defending NFC champion Eagles Sunday night. To get that lead, the 'Pokes had to overcome their own minus-32-point differential against the 49ers. Congratulations are in order, if you've time to waste.

Brock Purdy showed off the strong arm and the deep ball Sunday, with an absolutely perfect 54-yard strike to Deebo Samuel, who caught it in stride-- he strides very fast indeed-- and continued on for the touchdown. Purdy added deep downfield completions of 30 and 45 yards to Brandon Aiyuk, and an old-fashioned 44-yard post pattern to George Kittle for the score that made it 28-10 and essentially decided the game. 

The tally: 150 yards for Deebo, 153 for Christian McCaffrey (including a 72-yard burst on the game's first play), and 126 for Aiyuk.  That's 527 total yards, 354 passing, 173 rushing, a 54% third-down efficiency, and you may be wondering, then, why only 28 points? A fair question. Only one turnover (an interception that served as a punt), three sacks, and five punts.  One of those punts was preceded by punter Mitch Wishnowsky's 30-yard run off a beautiful fake, but a chop-block penalty nullified it. And, on defense, four more sacks and two more interceptions, and the tendency to shut the opponent down in the second half after a lethargic start.

So is it that the 49ers are so good that they win going away even when they miss numerous scoring chances against a porous defense?  Was it simply a letdown after the monumental Philadelphia game, meaning they're good enough to win regardless? Or does that failure to capitalize on those opportunities mask a real weakness that also explains the midseason losses which seem so long ago?

The next game, at Arizona, may reveal whether those are legitimate concerns or just needless worry. Classic trap game and all, facing a 3-10 club on their home field, a week before the AFC's best team, Baltimore, comes a-callin'. 

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Week Thirteen

 

49ers 42, Philadelphia 19


“The precision-jackhammer attack of the San Francisco 49ers stomped the balls off the Philadelphia Eagles today by stomping and hammering with one precise jack-thrust after another up the middle, mixed with pinpoint precision passes into the flat and numerous hammer-jack stomps around both ends…”

Just kidding. Even the late Hunter S. Thompson would have had no problem understanding that Sunday's demolition of the Philadelphia Eagles followed a far different script. But the outcome was similar. The 49ers imposed their will on a powerful opponent on its home field, and there was nothing the Eagles could do about it.

Some observations:

Once again we showed our complete ignorance of how football games are won, as the 49ers not only didn't "get off first," they didn't "get off" at all in the first quarter, unless one means "get off the field." For 15 minutes Lincoln Financial Field looked like it might indeed be Brock Purdy's personal kryptonite. He was perfectly healthy this time, but you wouldn't have known it by the stat sheet: zero pass completions, zero first downs, minus-six yards. 

Yet the score at the end of the quarter was only 6-0. Despite Jalen Hurts leading his offense up and down the field, the 49er defense was magnificent in the red zone, and Philly only got two field goals for all that domination. Aware that the rest of the game belonged to the 49er offense, let's stop here and give that defense its due for keeping the game close when it easily could have gotten away.

You will never see a more perfectly-executed play than the one that sent Deebo Samuel on his way to his third touchdown. The replay shows a veritable wall of white jerseys to the left, sweeping back the green suits like a series of bulldozers clearing the rainforest. Deebo angles to the right, and he's got an open field all the way to the end zone. The chalkboard X's and O's came to life right there.  

Kyle Shanahan's lingering reputation for "freezing" in the critical moments of a game took a beating Sunday. He continually surprised a good Philadelphia defense with sudden unexpected formations and plays when it was still a contest in the third quarter.  The play that broke it open--  Samuel's second TD-- had every defender out of position and grasping at jerseys.  Utter futility. And check Deebo's incredible power/speed burst as he saw the open goal just ahead of him. A man that size accelerating that fast? Almost seems unfair, doesn't it?

In this game, Jalen Hurts proved he is the MVP, and not just because Christian McCaffrey and Purdy might split the vote. The only reason the Eagles were even in this game over the last 35 minutes is because of Hurts-- his athleticism, his arm, his downfield vision, his toughness. In a bizarre twist on last year's NFC championship, it was Hurts leaving the field with an injury instead of Purdy. But he came back, and he kept battling to the end. Philadelphia has a good-- we can't say great-- offensive line, but the 49er defense shredded it all day and Hurts had to bail out on almost every single pass play. He held the ball forever since most of the time no one was open downfield, but tenaciously avoided all but three sacks which could have been a dozen. With no running game, except for Hurts' own scrambles, the whole Eagles' offense was he and the fine receiver A.J. Brown. 

We love Brock Purdy, but he is backed by a tremendous defense and game-changing players like Samuel, McCaffrey, George Kittle, and Brandon Aiyuk. Jalen Hurts is the sole difference-maker for the Philadelphia Eagles. With him, they're a Super Bowl contender; without him, they're just another 6-6 team trying to make the playoffs. He's got our MVP vote.

The 49ers can clinch the division this Sunday with a win over the Seattle Seahawks, and they own the tie-breaker with Dallas and Philadelphia, who square off this weekend. After four straight wins, the postseason picture looks a little brighter in Santa Clara. 

Friday, December 1, 2023

Week Twelve

49ers 31, Seattle 13


Well, we know now how Brock Purdy reacts when disaster strikes: he shrugs it off, gets back to work, and leads a 64-yard fourth-quarter drive to the clinching touchdown. 

After the 49er defense had sacked Geno Smith for the third time, early in the third quarter Sunday, Seattle had to punt trailing 24-3 and barely in the game, with almost no offense to show for it. But the Seahawks special teams downed the ball at the 49er 4-yard-line and Purdy tried to pass his way out of it. One, over the middle to Deebo Samuel, bounced off the receiver incomplete. The next, intended for Christian McCaffrey, bounced off the receiver and right into the arms of one Jordyn Brooks, who returned it for an easy  touchdown. The grumpy, muttering crowd at Century Link Field erupted with its trademark ear-shattering howl, and it was a new ballgame. 

Purdy immediately went back to the well and calmly completed two sharp passes, again right over the middle, before overthrowing George Kittle on third down. Seattle put together a six-and-a-half-minute drive-- a 34-yard Smith completion followed by ten plays that gained 43 yards and included the 49ers' fourth sack-- to a field goal and a two-score game with three minutes left in the third. The 49ers switched over to the running game, moving 30 yards but stopping short of field goal range when a crowd-aided false start killed a fourth-and-short opportunity.

Still 24-13 when Purdy got the ball back four minutes into the fourth quarter. He promptly did his "system quarterback" routine-- until he didn't. That means a short  pass followed by four pounding straight-ahead runs runs through the defense, McCaffrey and Elijah Mitchell alternating, and with three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust now established, Purdy dropped back and rifled a 28-yard laser shot to Brandon Aiyuk, who caught it in stride and literally rolled into the end zone. Control re-established and game over, though there were eight minutes left to play.

Now the 49ers head into the upcoming Ultimate Showdown at Philadelphia. Somewhat surprisingly, they are slight favorites; the defending NFC champions have shown both fortitude and remarkable good fortune in recent wins that saw them outplayed. For the 49ers to outplay the Eagles this Sunday, they need to get off first, as they did in Seattle, and they need to establish a power running game in the fourth quarter, ditto. That's presuming a close game, of course. And four more sacks will certainly help! 

Monday, November 20, 2023

Week Eleven

In even quicker succession:

49ers 34, Jacksonville 3

49ers 27, Tampa Bay 14

The bye week clearly was a tonic, or we can all say it was.  These last two weeks have shown complete dominance by the 49ers, over one very good team and over one average team with a good defense. In both games Brock Purdy has been lights-out. The one scary pass he threw, early in the game against the Jaguars, was caught by Brandon Aiyuk for a touchdown instead of intercepted by any of the three defenders encircling him.  With that out of the way, Purdy since has been a model of efficiency, with the occasional "wow" factor, such as the 76-yard bomb to Aiyuk yesterday that carried 60 yards in the air and still led the fast receiver as he caught it in stride.  Purdy posted a perfect passer rating in yesterday's game. And though the Bucs' aggressive defense sacked him four times, he also carried the ball for a 13-yard run to a first down late in the fourth quarter that effectively ended the game.

The 49er defense turned one of the league's finest young quarterbacks, Trevor Lawrence, into a pumpkin last week, with five sacks and two interceptions. Tampa's Baker Mayfield fared a little better yesterday, though he was sacked four times and threw a critical fourth-quarter interception into the end zone. That's all credit to Mayfield, who had no running game to depend on. He spread the ball around to nine different receivers and was able to sustain drives. But again and again the Bucs failed to score as the defense came through when needed.

Bad news: Talanoa Hufanga may have torn his ACL, which means he'd be out for the season. Ji'Ayir Brown, who stepped into the breach after the injury, led the team with three passes broken up, and it was he who picked off Mayfield in the end zone to thwart Tampa's last threat. He'll need to do more of this if he's to be the starter going forward.

Good news: Everyone else looks to be healthy and in peak condition. And, the Los Angeles Rams defeated the Seattle Seahawks yesterday, rallying for 10 late points. This leaves the 49ers alone in first place in the NFC West, with the upcoming Thanksgiving night game at Seattle looming large.  


Thursday, November 2, 2023

Trouble Ahead, Trouble Behind

In quick succession:

Cleveland 19, 49ers 17

Minnesota 22, 49ers 17

Cincinnati 31, 49ers 17

 

Well, it's a long way from undefeated and sittin' on top of the world, isn't it? Over the past three weeks, the 49er defense has been shredded on the ground, Brock Purdy has thrown more interceptions than touchdown passes, Deebo Samuel and Trent Williams have been absent from the field, and "What's wrong with the 49ers?" has become a healthy discussion topic on the sports shows and networks. Old suspicions about Kyle Shanahan's ability to make in-game adjustments and to trust his quarterback in "crunch time" have resurfaced. Purdy's ability-- not his execution, his ability-- to lead the team from behind late in the game has been questioned, and open concerns about his "ceiling" having been prematurely reached are now prime currency among the worriers. Seattle is in first place in the division and over the past month they've looked like they belong there. Still ahead are two games against that outfit, plus road games in Philadelphia and Jacksonville, and a home game against Baltimore, who may be the best team in the AFC.  You can look at the nine remaining games and reasonably posit a 9-8 finish and no guarantee of even making the playoffs.  

All in all, it appears the bye week arrived just in time. True to form, John Lynch went right out and got the best player available through trade, Chase Young from Washington. Despite the presence of Nick Bosa and Justin Hargrave, the 49er pass rush has been more heard-about than heard-from this year, and no one seems to know why. Young brings great and proven ability to the defensive line, and this team is, at least ostensibly, built around that dominating line-- when it dominates, that is.  It's not just a lack of pass pressure, it's been the alarming tendency of opponents to run right through it and on into the secondary at critical times. Cincinnati converted so many third downs last Sunday we actually had to look at the stat sheet to see if they hadn't made them all. 

Statistically, the 49ers still look pretty good; near the league lead in most positive categories, not too far negative in any. Sweeping through the first five games of the season will do that, of course; and it's also worth a reminder that no matter how excruciating it was to watch this team agonizing through the last three losses, they still had every opportunity to win the Minnesota game and really should have won the Cleveland game, undone only by rookie kicker Jake Moody's misfire. If a team is, as Bill Parcells, used to say, about as good as its record, the 49ers are still a winning team. 

It's a sense of balance that's missing; this team is built to win by doing everything well in general without relying on anything exceptional in particular. To hear Shanahan and Lynch describe it, no more than a few adjustments here and there, some impact players returning to the field, and a big old dose of common sense are all that's needed. This league is wildly unpredictable from week to week and there are a lot of weeks to cover, and continuity has a tendency to be a sometime thing. The 49ers win when it isn't.   

    


Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Week Five

 49ers 42, Dallas 10


Still undefeated, that's one thing. But to deliver an absolute skunking to a team widely considered a genuine rival and Super Bowl contender-- well, that's another.  

Pardon us, but what part of the 49er machine didn't function at optimal level on Sunday night? The secondary? Two interceptions, and from Dallas' fine stable of receivers, only one touchdown catch. The linebackers? Fred Warner was the player of the game, with a highlight-film interception, and seemed to be everywhere at once, while Dre Greenlaw made hit after crushing hit throughout the game. Defensive line? Four sacks, and a grand total of 57 rushing yards for Dallas. Offensive line? One sack, 170 rushing yards.  Run game? Mr Touchdown, also known as Christian McCaffrey, had his obligatory one, to go with 78 total yards. Rookie Jordan Mason, the backup's backup, had 70 yards, including a TD, and averaged nearly 7 yards a carry. Kyle Jusczyk, the throwback fullback, caught all 4 passes thrown his way and he scored a touchdown, too. Neither Brandon Aiyuk nor Deebo Samuel joined in the scoring fun, but together they put up 170 more yards. And, of course, George Kittle. .The Irrepressible One scored three times, each one a celebration in his inimitable style. Finally we have Brock Purdy: 252 yards, four touchdowns, and a perfect-touch, on-the-run, downfield scoring pass to Kittle for the game's first points. It set the tone for the rampage to follow. 

Don't expect it will always be this easy, but savor it nonetheless. Now comes Cleveland, in their house, with another good defense claiming to be the NFL's best. They're good, all right, but people, we saw the best on display Sunday night.

There were six interconference games this weekend, and the AFC rebounded with four wins. The Miami Dolphins, led by their defense for a change, rolled over the New York Giants while Joe Burrow regained his form as the Cincinnati Bengals outlasted Josh Dobbs and the Cardinals, who have made a habit of fading late in games. The defending champion Chiefs defeated Minnesota, and the Raiders defeated the Packers, who for the first tine in over two decades look like just another team. On the other side, the Saints hammered the New England Patriots, who are looking worse than "just another team," and the scrappy Atlanta Falcons managed to defeat the Tennessee Titans. The conferences are now even-steven.

Most divisions are settling around .500, but once again the NFC West is looking strong at 11-8. The Los Angeles Rams are better than anyone thought they would be. They gave the Eagles a fine battle for three quarters Sunday, and if the Cardinals can learn to keep away from late-game mistakes, this division could seriously unbalance the NFC playoff picture. 

Trivia question: When was the last season neither the New England Patriots nor the Green Bay Packers made the playoffs?

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

 Week Four

49ers 35, Cardinals 16

The conventional NFL wisdom that claims running backs are replaceable and interchangeable evidently hasn't taken Christian McCaffrey into account. Jumping headfirst into the early-season MVP sweepstakes, McCaffrey scored four touchdowns Sunday, gained 106 yards on the ground and another 71 through the air, and generally made things impossible for a Cardinals team that played well and kept it close for most of the game. 

For his part, Brock Purdy could hardly have been better, completing 20 of 21 passes for 281 yards as he won his eighth straight regular-season start. And for those skeptics who don't believe he's got the arm, check out the highlight reel at 7:35 of the second quarter. You'll see a laser shot downfield, 50 yards in the air, that was not only completed to Brandon Aiyuk but actually led the speedy receiver, who had to reach out ahead to haul it in on the run. 

And all this is made possible by a 49er offensive line that looks much improved from a year ago. Arizona's only real defensive strength is their pass rush, but they just couldn't get to Purdy even when they knew he had to throw. And as for run blocking-- well, watch McCaffrey's four TDs and a couple of his big runs. The man has a nose for the end zone and the open lane, but check out those downfield blocks.

It was a clean game, no turnovers, no controversial calls, no ugly personal fouls. The Cardinal offense, led by Tennessee alumnus Josh Dobbs, played well against the 49er defense, held the ball for half the game, and gained nearly as many yards. Dobbs, whom some thought was a give-up choice at QB when Kyler Murray was ruled out, is playing better each week. We wish him well and hope he'll do Big Orange proud.   

Now comes the first showdown of the season-- those beloved Dallas Cowboys, Sunday night at Levi. Purdy, McCaffrey, Deebo, Kittle, Jusczyk and company facing mighty Micah Parsons and his crew. Dak Prescott trying to make up for two bad playoff performances against a defense that has been his Kryptonite so far. Ought to be a good one.



RIP to Russ Francis, the maverick tight end who loved to fly. We remember when he "buzzed" the old 49er training camp in Redwood City, infuriating Bill Walsh. But come Sunday, there he was, blocking like a Pro Bowl tackle and grabbing passes over the middle and rumbling downfield. He was one of a kind, he helped the 49ers win a championship, and while he may have left us doing what he loved best, he's still gone too soon. Blessings to his family.. 

Thursday, September 28, 2023

Week Three

49ers 30, Giants 12

It was the home opener, and the better team won. Watching the two quarterbacks, it's clear that Daniel Jones is a real talent, and there's just no way to tell how good he might be if he had a good, consistent offensive line in front of him. Not having Saquon Barkley also had to hurt. As for Brock Purdy, it's clear he is absolutely imperturbable and doesn't let mistakes bother him. Not having Brandon Aiyuk had to hurt, especially in the first half, when Purdy missed several downfield throws. But he adjusted, getting the ball to George Kittle and Deebo Samuel in the second half, and both showed their "beast mode" moves as the 49ers put the game away with their trademark physicality.

Now comes another home game, against the Cardinals, who until last week were widely considered one of the league's weakest teams. This has all the earmarks of a "trap" game, as Arizona is coming off an almost embarrassingly  dominant win over previously-unbeaten Dallas and now faces another undefeated team rated among the NFL's best. With those same Cowboys lurking in a prime-time showdown a week from Sunday, this one could be cause for a little worry-- among us fans, that is. We doubt the team will worry half as much, or overlook this one.

In the interconference battles, the AFC won all four last week (Bengals over the Rams, Bills crushing Washington, the Chargers' last-minute win over the snakebit Minnesota Vikings, and KC pounding woeful Chicago). ). The NFC now holds a two-game advantage after three weeks. 

Monday, September 18, 2023

 Week Two

49ers 30, LA Rams 23

The 49ers are still undefeated in the regular season when Brock Purdy is their starting quarterback. That's going to come to an end eventually, and the Rams gave their best effort to make it happen yesterday, but in the end the better team won. 

We were right about this year's Rams, though; this team is tough to beat. It's easy to forget how good a coach Sean McVay is, and how adept he and GM Les Snead are at recognizing coachable talent.

The Rams won the first half of the game, but when coach Shanahan went for the TD with one second remaining before halftime and got it, we had  feeling the second half would belong to the 49ers, and it did. Deommodore Lenoir intercepted Matthew Stafford twice, Christian McCaffrey was brilliant again, and Brandon Aiyuk's first-quarter injury was not as serious as we feared. 

Now a short week, and the New York Giants in town without Saquon Barkley. Daniel Jones put on a terrific show yesterday in the big comeback, but how will he and his offense fare against this defense without their most explosive player? 

The NFC continues to dominate the interconference games. The Washington Commanders turned back Denver in a thriller and the Dallas Cowboys won another blowout, over the Rodgers-less New York Jets.  That's 6-0, NFC, after two weeks.

Wednesday, September 13, 2023

Week One

49ers 30, Pittsburgh 7

This one was over quickly.  Any concerns about Brock Purdy being tentative, easily fatigued, or even ineffective after offseason shoulder surgery and a quick recovery were put to rest on the first series, which set off a 7-play drive to the young QB's first touchdown pass of the season. It was all 49ers, on both sides of the ball, from that point on, as they rolled up a 20-0 lead in the first 25 minutes. At that point the Steelers had a total of minus-4 yards. Kenny Pickett then led a long, 12-play, 95-yard drive to make it 20-7 at the half, but any Pittsburgh fan's hopes of a turnaround died a quick death in first minute of the third quarter.

If you can only see one highlight reel from this game, it's got to be Christian McCaffrey's 65-yard broken-field explosion, with Brandon Aiyuk and Ray-Ray McCloud leading the way with downfield blocking reminiscent of Jerry Rice and John Taylor. Beautiful! And that play settled it. Pickett padded his stats in garbage time but never did Pittsburgh threaten to score again. Nick Bosa, he of the mega-contract, was such a force you rarely saw him; double- and triple-teamed throughout, he left lanes wide open for his teammates to pick up five sacks.

And remember all the preseason concern about rookie kicker Jake Moody? 6-for-6, with three field goals and three PATs.  After all, in the preseason the Steelers looked like potential champions and the 49ers like actual chumps, too. 

The NFC won all four of the interconference matchups this weekend, starting with Detroit's sensational upset of defending champions Kansas City on Thursday night. Sunday saw the Saints edge the Tennessee Titans in Derek Carr's New Orleans debut, Philadelphia slugging out a 25-20 win at New England, and the 49er victory.  .

We were pleased to see the Los Angeles Rams shred the Seattle Seahawks, of course; nobody expected the 2021 champions to do anything but compete for last place considering their massive roster turnover. Now the 49ers head down south to SoFi Stadium for their first matchup, and we expect the Rams to provide an exciting game-- but not too exciting, if you know what we mean.